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religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it

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itsninjam:

mecto—amorous:

robots who are really bad at math and when people are like “shouldnt you be good at math since you’re a computer” and the robot is just like “shouldnt you be an expert in biology since you’re made of cells”

Reblogged from "Oh, you bastard."
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foodnun:

Me: can i see your homework

Someone: No do your own

image

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gloomyteens:

SPILL THAT TRUTH TEA HUNTY!

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princeowl:

when i meet people who dont like birds

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A QUOTE

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

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dnotive:

tastefullyoffensive:

Sad Cat attempts comedy. [x]

This cat is me.

A VIDEO

captainhanni:

i’ll.. i’ll leave the room now… 

Reblogged from ヤリチン
A VIDEO

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

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awwww-cute:

Just give it to me straight doc

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