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bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

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skintighttucker:

unacclimated:

lmao a very unchill worm

what the fuck just happened

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miss-nerdgasmz:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

#what kind of weird religious/sci fi novel are we living in #is this Evangelion

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starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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dadreversal:

the main ingredient in coke is skeletons

dadreversal:

the main ingredient in coke is skeletons

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punkbread:

when all your favorite people are online

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ocset:

Little Red Riding Hood

ocset:

Little Red Riding Hood

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tastefullyoffensive:

[bftugboat]
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  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??
  • me: pendejo
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jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

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